Monday, January 23, 2012

Following a strange recipe on the phone... 01-03-12

I wanted to call my mom just to say hi, because I haven't done that in a long time.  I thought it would be nice to just touch base and let her know I was thinking of her.  I was also going to let her know I'm going to the bank to cash some checks she asked me to cash for her.  After less than 30 seconds I was beyond flustered.


Cell conversation with Mom:

Me:  Hi mom!

Mom:  Hi baby!

Me:  How are you doing?

Mom:  Good!  One, two, three..

Me:  What?

Mom:  Oh...one...two...three...four

Me:  Mom I don't know what you're saying.

Mom:  Five...six...

Me: Mom I think maybe your breaking up or something

Mom: HOLD ON T I'M COUNTING!!

Me:  (so confused)  Oh ok...

Mom:  ....Ok now what did you say?

Me:  Well I was going to tell you that I am going to the bank to cash your checks for you.

Mom:  One...two...three...

Me:  Mom what are you doing?

Mom:  I'm cooking.

Me:  Mom I'm going to the bank to cash your checks.

Mom:  Oh that's nice. Wait, you're going to have lunch with who?

Me:  I'M GOING TO THE BANK TO CASH YOUR CHECKS!

Mom:  Oh thank you so much baby!

Me:  Ok bye then.

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