Grocery Store 09-15-11

I was at the grocery store when this convo occurred. 
Texts with mom:

Me:  Do I have any green onion?  How many red potatoes do I have?

Me:  And is there enuf cat food til tomorrow?

Mom:  yes

Mom:  yes

Me:  Yes I  have enuf cat food or yes I have green onion?  And how many red potatoes do I have?

Mom: Ok yes there is enough

Me:  ?

(This became a phone call at this point)

Me: So what do I have?

Mom:  No cat food, no green onions, no red potatoes.

Me:  You told me I had potatoes. 

Mom:  You do.

Me:  Oh, so they're brown potatoes.

Mom:  No.

Me:  I'm confused.

Mom:  They're beige.


At this point I really wanted to ask why the heck did you say yes at first anyway, but I just ended it here.